The surest way to get rid of snails is to salt them but when your wages are hardly enough to cover you through the month, being wasteful is a luxury you cannot even begin to think about.
If you want to know whether you are too close to someone while talking, stretch your hand towards them. If your had is straight and only the tips of your fingers touch them, then you are safe.
You see, when I was young and naive, I had the impression that on finishing my university education, I would immediately get a good job and live a good life.
Please, if your friend has “I mend broken hearts”, as their job description on FB, refer them to me before I die.
At Amboseli, you forget all your troubles. The calmness of nature embraces you and makes you feel so relaxed, I am not sure there is a masseuse good enough to make you feel that good.
My God! Look at how dusty this place is. Look at those cobwebs forming at the corner. I can’t believe I have neglected this room for such a long time. But, in my fickle defence, laziness, Patel’s stress, and the life of a hustler have generally been keeping me busy. Yeah, I know, an excuse… Continue reading How to keep a man…
One thing you realize when you get started on what was previously an insurmountable mountain is that you are capable of anything if you invest your time and energy.
Let us not parade our ignorance so as to look cool. If you don’t know Kiswahili or your mother tongue, you are not better than that person who does not know English.
So, the next time we meet, kindly ask me how my last dunda was. Or how I feel about seeing cute guys every morning and evening at the bus stop. Or how my project of exterminating termites is coming along.
People on the interwebs can be mean. People will be highly opinionated about what you should do and you wonder why they can’t just do it themselves.