I walked into my house, changed the cover of the device and hurried back to the shop with the 'new' device.
People are busy popping babies all around me while I am busy trying to find the next club where I can pop a bottle. Life really does happen and I have learned to take it as it comes.
Sitted at the corner of a quiet joint, he sipped his drink in utter silence, oblivious of all the raging silence that was around him. He was disturbed, the images just wouldn't leave his head. For years he was sure of what was crystal clear for him, but the events of the past couple of… Continue reading The crime story…
In the meanwhile enjoy ngima/kuon/ugali at 90/- for now because once we stop hacking each other to death in August, the price will as sure as a heartbeat go back to 130+.
She is the most beautiful girl the world has ever seen. Born in a time of difficulty to loving parents, she grew up in one of the most attractive parts of the world. Growing up, she never had all the things that luxury could offer but she had enough to keep her comfortable. Her parents… Continue reading The girl with many suitors
Those endless fights with your mum about what time you get home are completely avoidable. If you can afford a fairly decent house in the outskirts of Nairobi, then move out.
o, if you know anyone who works at KWS, please tell them that I am about to open a zoo in my house with no permit and make so much money like the Laikipia Ranchers.
I get home and once those thigiriris start running towards me, I remove all my clothes, take up my slippers and start killing them one by one and by the time I am done, the evidence of a hard fought battle is on my floor, which I have to destroy before I am arrested.
Besides, prostitution, just like any other business exists because there is demand for the services offered...After all, prostitution is the oldest profession in the world. So, what does that make the purchaser of the services?
Every time I see a man’s hand near his zip I panic and start praying frantically that he does not draw out his gun because it is too disgusting!